Help Emmy.

[Aimee Kensington]

-Grin-
For new character am thinking of using either:
Mischa Barton.
Katie Holmes.
or Sienna Miller.

What do you reckon?
I'm leaning more towards Mischa.
-Tilts-

[Ben Jones]

Okay I can't sleep
But this is a good conversation.

*conversational sophistication voice*
I would skeet on any one of those three, but I have to say

MISCHA FUCKING BARTON IS LIKE SO UNBELIEVABLY HOT SOMETIMES IT HURTS ME LIKE A SNAKE JUST BIT MY PENIS WHILE I WAS TAKING A PISS ON A PLANE

[Aimee Kensington]

-Snort-
Mischa Barton it is then.
She's going to be Carrie's Trainee. Which means she'll be on your floor. Which means...hands off.

[Ben Jones]

*snark*
Yeah fuck that
If you want Mischa Barton, then you're going to have to deal with the giant FUCK ME, JASON! sign.
Best episode of any show ever: The OC One Where Mischa Barton Makes Out With Another Hot Girl on mute.
My sister has every season, and I take them and put them on mute and fast forward to Rachel Bilson and Mischa Barton and damnnnn they are fiiiiiiine.
Like, if I said, right now, "I wish I could have the two hottest girls right now on my lap on a plane with snakes" Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson would be on a plane with me on my lap with snakes.

Ooh ooh! Make her young so that I can be Creepy Old Man Who Says Creepy Things to Hot Young Trainee
I'll like walk by and be like "God, I could just spread you on a piece of bread and eat you up!"
And like goose her-but she can't do anything! I'm Healer In Charge!

[Aimee Kensington]

-Laughs-
Typical male.

[Ben Jones]

you're going to have to look up.
at my last little thing there.
But the bottom line is, I would honest to god give my right hand to bang mischa barton

[Aimee Kensington]

Lol. She's going to be young...or younger.
But she's not a wimp!
-Snorts-

Aw. only your right hand?
-Sniffs-

Nice post by the way.

[Ben Jones]

I'm not saying she's a wimp.
I'm saying, you are putting your character in serious danger of sexual harrassment
I'm saying, if Ben happens to accidentally run into a Mischa Barton, then he may have to touch her breasts as he apologizes.
And she's like. Not the boss. Ben will fire her ass so quick it will make her head spin if she tells, right?
But ah, I'm getting ahead of myself. Ben's not creepy yet.

Okay. Okay. I would give me dick to have Mischa Barton.
I would just like, have her and then sacrifice it to the Gods.
It would just take all the fun out of sex because that's the best you could ever get.
Like that South Park episode where Cartman sees the people with ACTUAL butts for heads and can't laugh anymore because that's the funniest thing in the world
*nod*

[Aimee Kensington]

Ohmigod. Okay that's funny.
-Laughs-
But I'm talking big here Jason. You need to sacrifice something big.
-Snorts-

I love Cartman. He's the cutest.

[Ben Jones]

Shut up you bitch!
Fine! Then I'd sacrifice your tits, Miss Double Ass D or whatever!
I'd sacrifice 'em to yer emo friend with no boobs!
And then I'd FUCK Mischa Barton in the BUTT
only buttsex is too gay.
so.
probably just like.
normal sex
*quiet*
*cough*

[Eleanor Jansen]

-Snorts-
-Pets-
Calm down. Calm down.

[Ben Jones]

But
!
*cough*
Just fuck you, okay?
*shuffle*
Just fuck you and make your sig right now.

[Eleanor Jansen]

Lol. I'm putting a crappy one on for now. Will make a better one later.
-Snorts-

[Ben Jones]

Whatever
Are you going to post?
I'm going to go to bed sometime in the next ten minutes.
I'm hecksa tired

[Eleanor Jansen]

Post where? As Eleanor I'll probably type something for the party thing.
-Nods-
-Yawns-